ANGLING FOR IRON ORE IN CHINA'S STREAMS

thanks to elli from bonn, germany, for leaving this SPAM-post-it on my desk!

PALE, HAIRLESS AND WOULD NEVER FIT IN ANYWAY

thanks to andy o.!

BREASTS BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD

WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU CAN STEAL DNA?

thanks goes out to dan from richmond, ME!

BECOME A LOVEMAKING BEAST LIKE YOU NEVER EXPECTED

thanks, mackenzie from D.C., for sending this one in!

TEENAGE GIRL OBVIOUSLY HAVING AFFAIR WITH BAT

NO EXCUSES!

hi y'all!!

ok, there really is no excuse for not having posted anything in a month (not that i need one NOT to draw! ;) )
let's just say: LIFE happens sometimes, and after having had some friends over for some days, working a lot to pay off some bills, and travelling a bit it is now back to business, back to spam. here's a nice one to start the new session!

thanks for being patient!!
cheers,
özi

ANGELINA JOLIE SET TO DESTROY OWN VAGINA

thanks to grant for this submission!

POURING, TORRENTS OF RAIN ON A MOUNTAIN. THE MIGHTY THE DIFFERENT

thanks to jordi!

GROW A KANGAROO IN 2 WEEKS

thanks to yoshi from bukarest, romania and dave from philadelphia, US for this suggestion!

TREATMENT FOR TINY DINGDONGS

thanks to georg from goch, germany for this one!

MEGAN FOX SUMMER BIKINI SHOOT

thanks to yinnon from israel for this one!

THIS TREATMENT WILL MAKE YOUR LASSIE BOGGLE AT YOUR RENEWED DIMENSIONS!

thanks for this spam, homero from chile!

GOT SPAM?

well, as you, my loyal visitors, certainly have noticed, i should rename this blog to "aspamaweek". this is mostly due to the fact that i, apart from being a lazy bastard (which this project was supposed to cure in the first place), have grown a bit bored and hence unmotivated with the spam i keep receiving. there is only so much fun in enlargements and totally natural products. so i have decided to go one large step for humanity and actually ASK for more spam. this is my first official request for all of you fellow spam-sufferers out there to please pretty please SEND me your best spams, mail all you got to oezi@oezicomix.com.
just do me a favour and simply put "aspamaday" in the subject, so i can easily find your mails in my spam-filter!! if you want, add your name and hometown, that i may officially thank you for your suggestion.
so, go ahead, SPAM ME!!! who knows, maybe your spam will be the next to appear on aspamaday.com!!

ps.: it goes without saying that i only want AUTHENTIC spam, right? :)

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