ANGELINA JOLIE'S LIPS EXPLODE

thanks, TJ from bonn, germany!! :)

PARIS HILTON TOSSES DWARF IN THE STREET

thanks, tommy!!

CRAZY WOMAN GOES ON DOG SQUEEZING RAMPAGE

thanks, jeannette, sunnyvale, CA!

HOW TO GRAB BOOBIES

thanks to ilay!!

ANGLING FOR IRON ORE IN CHINA'S STREAMS

thanks to elli from bonn, germany, for leaving this SPAM-post-it on my desk!

PALE, HAIRLESS AND WOULD NEVER FIT IN ANYWAY

thanks to andy o.!

BREASTS BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD

WHO NEEDS SEX WHEN YOU CAN STEAL DNA?

thanks goes out to dan from richmond, ME!

BECOME A LOVEMAKING BEAST LIKE YOU NEVER EXPECTED

thanks, mackenzie from D.C., for sending this one in!

TEENAGE GIRL OBVIOUSLY HAVING AFFAIR WITH BAT

NO EXCUSES!

hi y'all!!

ok, there really is no excuse for not having posted anything in a month (not that i need one NOT to draw! ;) )
let's just say: LIFE happens sometimes, and after having had some friends over for some days, working a lot to pay off some bills, and travelling a bit it is now back to business, back to spam. here's a nice one to start the new session!

thanks for being patient!!
cheers,
özi

ANGELINA JOLIE SET TO DESTROY OWN VAGINA

thanks to grant for this submission!